Our daughters are in their 20s now, but I often feel like I am still tap dancing my way through motherhood. Hands are clapping, legs are kicking and stage lights are always on! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
If only there was a resource that we moms could turn so we could be sure we are optimizing our communications and interactions with our children, therefore providing “bold, clear, mistake-free” parenting.
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I’m talking about Artificial Intelligence.
Artificial Intelligence (AI) is already replacing writers like me. Some companies are using AI technology to “write” articles, summaries, emails, proposals, etc.
Instead of a human writer you use a “content generator.” Simply plug in your key words and ta-da your AI-powered writing assistant promises to compose that “bold, clear, mistake-free writing” ranked for “correctness, clarity and engagement.”
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AI even uses a “delivery” meter that evaluates your “formality, confidence, friendliness in your writing — so you can make the best impression.”
Obviously I’m not advocating AI for writing. Nobody wants to be replaced by a robot.
But wait. What if AI could improve parenting?
It would be easy to explain the benefits of using MOM AI. Just refer to this (slightly edited) text from existing AI writing programs:
MOM IA will “ease the otherwise cumbersome and slow process of (parenthood) allowing users to (parent) more quickly and with confidence,” reads one AI website.
MOM IA will be able to “analyze (parenting) and provide recommendations or related content (for your children).”
Using MOM AI, you too can (produce) high-quality (parenting) content, “2-5X faster!”
Indeed, MOM AI will offer “an understanding of nearly every (parenting) niche since MOM AI has read most of the public internet!”
However, MOM AI would not sound like it was written by robots.
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“The content MOM AI generates does not pull knowledge from any one single source, rather is built from all its sources so it’s word-by-word original and plagiarism-free,” it would promise.
“What’s especially unique about MOM AI is the training from its creators who are industry experts in (parenting). MOM AI has been taught over 50 skills based on real-world examples and frameworks to help your (parenting) fast!”
Using MOM AI you can simply “choose a topic relevant to your subject matter and bam! (Parenting) is (completed) in seconds!”
Future mothers/customers can use MOM AI to “Create engaging and persuasive (parenthood) methods — just choose the (parenting) topic and click. The artificial intelligence engine inside MOM AI has been trained with over 100K+ of content to understand what would work best for your (children).”
In fact, with MOM AI you can “increase your success by generating and optimizing your (parenting) 10X faster and 10X better!”
Additional benefits of MOM AI will include highly-advanced features such as Predictive Performance Scores, which will let you know how well each (parenting responsibility) would perform, as well as who is most likely to engage with your (parenting).”
If MOM AI sounds like a dream to you, let’s get on it. All we need are some computer programmers. And a bunch of experienced moms to write the content.
How AI predicts what you’ll buy
How AI predicts what you’ll buy
It’s a jungle out there—few places so much so as the world of “smart” advertising.
There, marketing geniuses have developed increasingly sophisticated algorithms that take all the information gathered about you online or from your phone and piece together a customer profile that may include everything from your favorite pair of socks to your children’s names.
Analyzing current market practices, Wicked Reports explored how artificial intelligence, or AI, can be wielded to gather data and make sales predictions across the internet. Some techniques you may know, such as persistent cookies that turn your computer into a ping hub for the websites you visit. Others are much more sophisticated, compiling all of your characteristics by analyzing what you’ve bought in the past, what you’ve put in your cart and abandoned, and what you’ve searched for. From there, advertisers can even make a version of similar customers to market to them as well.
The digital advertising industry is expected to crest $20 billion in 2022. That’s far from enough to crack the top 10 biggest industries in the U.S., but it’s a substantial amount of money—particularly when compared to the big-ticket ad buys of the past in splashy magazine spreads. Companies today are more eager than ever to spend what it takes to bring in ideal customers.
Continue reading to discover some of the tactics AI uses to predict buying behaviors.
Compiling user movement across the web

You may know about cookies: tiny text files that websites deposit on your computer as a way to track online behavior.
When you visit websites from Europe, for example, a law there mandates that you click through a cookie agreement that’s much more transparent than in the U.S. There are session cookies lasting one browsing “session” (until you restart your computer or browser) and persistent cookies that stay until you delete them. Think of a cookie as a waving arm each time you visit the same website. Together, they form a heat map of how often and when you visit every website in your browsing history. They can even flag your presence to other websites as a way to combine your data.
Identifying user characteristics

User characteristics, and something called demographic segmentation, is a key way online advertising targets you. User characteristics are any of your qualities, from your gender and age to what car you drive and the pets you own. These user characteristics lead to the advertising concept of demographic segmentation, in which companies can buy lists of really specific people.
Are you a 25-year-old white man with one dog, a full-time job as an auto tech, and an apartment rental in a “transitional” neighborhood? We have just the plaid shirt for you.
Mapping user location data

If you’ve used GPS in your smartphone or any of the hyperlocal dating apps, you’ve leveraged location data to your advantage—at least for now.
How does your phone know where you are? Cellphone towers ping your phone when you’re nearby. In your home, your Wi-Fi network is likely hardcoded with your location. That’s also true of any Wi-Fi network you hop into or onto during your errands, at school, at work, and so forth. After that, GPS can pinpoint your phone to an alarmingly small area as you carry it around, so not just in your home but in one corner of one room.
Matching new users to known customers who look and act in similar ways

Some items on this list are not very surprising, or we’re used to being told about them so they don’t seem as insidious and scary as they once did. But people are likely still surprised by the depths that companies will go to in order to better advertise to you. Your favorite clothing store, for example, might put together a complete data “picture” of you: what you’ve purchased from them, what size you shop for, where your address is, and more. Then they can reverse engineer someone just like you and buy a demographically matching list.
Anything can be filtered until just the exact desired customer base remains, and then they buy the ads.
IP address targeting by network connection

How much do you know about your IP address? Many of us are old enough to remember a time when connecting to the internet required knowing a specific IP address and typing it into our PC settings.
Today, the router you likely have in your home has a hard-coded IP address whose number values reflect where you are as well as which “node” you have on your local network. That information may be for sale to different companies because, with the right technology, they can use some IP addresses in order to infer the rest—and guess where you live. Apple is among the tech companies pushing back on IP targeting of this nature by masking IP addresses in its proprietary browser Safari.
This story originally appeared on Wicked Reports and was produced and distributed in partnership with Stacker Studio.
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Surrendering to Motherhood, written by Napa mom-of-three Jennifer Huffman, now appears every other Sunday. Share your thoughts with Jennifer at [email protected]